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Hi, I''m Ben De Gregoria and welcome to my web page. I am from Cliffwood Beach , New Jersey. I am married, my wife's name is Debra and we have three children: Ashley, Hayley and Bryan. I almost forgot, we also have a Golden Retriever named Hunter. I made this website to share mine and your jokes ,deep thoughts , music and anything of intreast that you might want to share with me and others. Please feel free to E-Mail your ideas to me and I can put them on this web page. Please indicate your name and city in your e-mail so I can put that in with your informaton. Hope you enjoy the site!! | |||||||||||||||||||||||
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"Sometimes I think, who invented death? Did they think it was a reason to keep on living? Cause, I mean, come on! Death kills!" You know, if inreal life you cold yell,"I'm hot! I'm thirsty!" and a big pitcher would crash through the wall, it would a lot harder to keep people in jail. I wish my brain was hooked up to "The Clapper". That way, if I needed inspiration I could just clap. And if I didn't like what I was thinking about. I could clap twice. I could clap three times to turn my brain off and go to sleep. But you know the best part? You get to annoy everyone with all that clapping. Even going to the bank can be an adventure... if you're wearing a ski mask. | |||||||||||||||||||||||
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Sometimes life seems like a dream, especially when I look down and see that I forgot to put on my pants. | One thing vampire children are taught is, never run with a wooden stak. I love to go to the schoolyard and watch the children jumpand scream, but they do not know I'm using blanks. Probably the saddest thing you'll ever see is a mosquito sucking on a mummy. Forget it little friend. If you ever catch on fire, try to avoid looking in a mirror, because I bet that will really throw you into a panic.
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